faggatory

Aug 26

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

Aug 26

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

Aug 26
Aug 26

trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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Aug 26

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

Aug 26

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

Aug 26

kallistis:

seriousjones:

i want the next meme to be grainy, out-of-focus pictures of what seem to be richard dawkins spotted inside a church

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Aug 26

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

Aug 26

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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Aug 26

cute-bird-dad:

kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus